The No-News Paper
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A real monthly paper · Zero doomscrolling · Built for tables, sofas & chai breaks

THE
NO-NEWS
PAPER

No news, only games

The antidote to another evening of everyone on their phones: one paper you pass, scribble on, and laugh over — together.

Puzzles, word games, silly facts, and bite-sized challenges. No feeds, no hot takes — just something tactile to look forward to each month.

  • Connection without a screen — guests, family, first dates, lazy Sundays.
  • A clear "what do we do now?" — open a page and you're already playing.
  • Something to finish at your pace: put it down, pick it up, no algorithm.
Shop plans & deliveryStock for your café or office

Print in your hands · Games, not gossip · New spreads every issue

Play·Laugh·Snack·Repeat

The No-News Paper cover

Mind your words

Your attention is tired — give it a playground

Doomscrolling borrows your time and gives stress back. This paper borrows a few minutes and gives you riddles, silly facts, and tiny wins — on purpose, on paper.

Solo with coffee or passed around a table: each issue is edited so every spread feels worth the ink — not filler, not outrage, just play you can touch.

Pick your plan

How it started

Maggi, chai, and a newspaper at 1 a.m.

We're Sourabh and Meghna — engineers by day, board-game people by night, and the kind of friends who will try a new café just to have somewhere to sit and talk. One night next to a Shell pump, an old newspaper turned a quick snack into almost an hour of puzzles — and we wondered why nobody was printing that feeling on purpose.

That night became The No-News Paper: games and laughs on real paper, for tables and sofas, not doomscrolling.

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Mind on paper

Print puzzles train attention the way feeds never will

One object, clear rules, slow thinking — pattern play, words, and pencil wins. (Games paper, not a clinic.)

The No-News Paper cover, shown angled on a cafe table beside a cup and pencil
Same paper we print for homes — built to survive a busy cafe table.

Why it works for your head

  • 01

    Focus

    Think in patterns

    Logic and memory work without infinite scroll.

  • 02

    Words

    Language play

    Vocabulary and riddles, one page at a time.

  • 03

    Motor

    Pencil meets paper

    Sketch, circle, erase — off screen autopilot.

  • 04

    Calm

    Low-stakes play

    Wrong guesses stay fun, not scored against you.

  • 05

    Social

    Pass the page

    Explaining a clue locks learning in for everyone.

  • 06

    Rhythm

    Fresh each issue

    New games monthly — novelty without noise.

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Food for thought

Plate puzzles & rebus riddles

Wordplay, picture clues, and bite-sized challenges that work as well at brunch as on a quiet evening in.

When small talk runs dry, you've already got a page to lean on — no app, no awkward silence.

Real world

Signs, facts & local legends

Odd trivia, "what's right?" moments, and fun facts designed to start conversations — not arguments.

Bonding beats debating: little "did you know?" sparks that feel good to share, not perform.

Inside the paper

Flip through the issue — ink, colour, and room to scribble

Watch the flip-through above, then tap any spread below for a closer look — games you pass around, not another infinite feed.

Issue preview

What you see is a sampler — the full paper has more spreads waiting on your table.

Spreads inside this issue

Tap a spread to see it larger.

Stuck on a clue? Answers and bonus bits live on nonewspaper.com — same playful voice, zero paywall for solvers.

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Better together

One object on the table beats six private screens — pass a page instead.

Player 1

Your words go here

Word farm

Grab a pencil, find words in the field, keep score on the sides.

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Player 2

Same paper, friendly rivalry

Café owners & people teams

Give guests and employees something better than another screen

The No-News Paper is monthly print packed with games and puzzles — built to be shared out loud. Order in bulk for your tables, break room, or lobby: we'll quote volume, delivery, and a rhythm that fits how you run the place.

Why owners & HR buy stacks

Cafés

You want tables where people talk, laugh, and stay a little longer — not everyone buried in a feed. The paper is a cheap, memorable upgrade to “just Wi‑Fi.”

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Offices

You want culture that doesn’t feel like a calendar invite. A stack in the pantry gives new hires and tenured folks the same low-pressure way to connect.

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Other spaces

Waiting rooms, lobbies, hostels — anywhere the clock drags. Give people something they choose to pick up, not another screen screaming for attention.

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On your screen

Pop culture, puzzles, play

The site is the front door; the paper is where the games live — bold type, dashed boxes, and room to scribble without anyone tracking your scroll.

Movie in pieces

Emoji clues and guess-the-show moments — easy to join mid-game, hard to put down.

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Backwards binge

Opposite titles and fill-the-lyrics — feels like a group inside joke on paper.

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Fun facts

Snack-sized trivia between games so every flip feels like a reward, not homework.

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If you want less noise and more laughter in the room, start with the next issue.

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Meghna — designer of The No-News Paper look and spreads

Meet the designer

Design by Meghna

The No-News Paper's cover energy, spreads, and playful print vibe are shaped by Meghna — colour, type, and the little details that make a page feel worth picking up.

Follow her work on Instagram for more art, process, and behind-the-scenes colour.

@little.arts.by.meghna